The never ending Mew cheat. *fake*

Ok the point of this is to make a fke cheat that just keeps going and doesn't stop.
It is fake so don't like say, Yo fool this cheat don't work XD (happens often-ish).
*also it can be as ridiculous as you want*


Cheat starts here:
First get your Pikachu from Professor Oak. Then Go find a Rattata in the wild, but just as a battle starts quickly press.......

R,L, start and Select and you get a item called....

..."Old Map", which you need to take back to Prof. Oak, who will tell you to go to...

his private brothel, where you can find th vibrator of truth to point you towards mew with the help of the map.

And then you battle Garys son named spongebob that...

Tells you 'I wonder whats for dinner' so you must find

a garbage can with dead..